RICH JERK 2.0 is COMING SOON!
I just got email from Rich Jerk himself! Here it goes....
Damn I'm Good
Hello losers. It's time for an update.
1) Rich Jerk 2.0 is nearing completion.
Version 2 is going to be the sickest internet marketing product anyone has ever seen. The hardcore stuff in it will make me HATED (even more) by every guru out there. I'm gonna be like the magician that reveals how all the tricks are done. Every new ebook or product claims it will "blow the lid off" of every secret out there. But they turn out to be full of crap. The incestuous world of internet marketing gurus is about to end. They won't be able to feed off of each other's customers after this. And if you think cloaking is black hat, you ain't seen nothing yet.
2) Affiliate Software Tool
I have a new software in the works that will turn the internet marketing world upside down. There is absolutely nothing like it. I can't see any affiliate marketer not wanting this thing. They NEED it and they don't even know its possible. It is. I have it in my hands. It will launch in January. And it will change everything. I've been playing around with it and getting checks around $200k per month. I'll show them to you soon.
3) Free Websites
The free websites I've been giving away (at RichJerkWebsites.com) will soon have capabilities beyond belief. And everyone who currently has one will be upgraded for free. I have some of the world's top programmers revamping the whole thing. And it will make other website creation tools look archaic.
4) Taking Over
The snowball just keeps plowing ahead, and steamrolling the competition. I now have multiple offices in San Diego and Los Angeles, and a payroll that would make small countries envious.
Its all happening.
Damn I'm Good
Hello losers. It's time for an update.
1) Rich Jerk 2.0 is nearing completion.
Version 2 is going to be the sickest internet marketing product anyone has ever seen. The hardcore stuff in it will make me HATED (even more) by every guru out there. I'm gonna be like the magician that reveals how all the tricks are done. Every new ebook or product claims it will "blow the lid off" of every secret out there. But they turn out to be full of crap. The incestuous world of internet marketing gurus is about to end. They won't be able to feed off of each other's customers after this. And if you think cloaking is black hat, you ain't seen nothing yet.
2) Affiliate Software Tool
I have a new software in the works that will turn the internet marketing world upside down. There is absolutely nothing like it. I can't see any affiliate marketer not wanting this thing. They NEED it and they don't even know its possible. It is. I have it in my hands. It will launch in January. And it will change everything. I've been playing around with it and getting checks around $200k per month. I'll show them to you soon.
3) Free Websites
The free websites I've been giving away (at RichJerkWebsites.com) will soon have capabilities beyond belief. And everyone who currently has one will be upgraded for free. I have some of the world's top programmers revamping the whole thing. And it will make other website creation tools look archaic.
4) Taking Over
The snowball just keeps plowing ahead, and steamrolling the competition. I now have multiple offices in San Diego and Los Angeles, and a payroll that would make small countries envious.
Its all happening.
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